Another Log Comes Floating By

Thank God my bro just called to say they all made it home safely! He gave me a quick glimpse of their trip to Italy for his brother-in-law's wedding. He said that Sicily was very dirty (no offense to anyone). They were told to visit a beautiful beach in Mondello, near Palermo, Sicily. My bro said as they approached, it looked like a dream of white sand and blue, clear waters. It was so stinkin' hot that my brother, his wife and in-laws ran straight for the water and dove in. Coming up for air, they all realized that the pieces of driftwood floating in front of them were giant human turds. My brother said his mother-in-law, Wilma (pronounced Vilma), almost threw up as they ran as fast as they could for the shore! I can't wait to hear all about the rest of the trip!